Murder Mile Walks (London)
THE PERFECT MOTHER'S DAY TREAT
Voted Top Ten Best Mother's Day Treat in London by Time Out Magazine
Please note: The Mother's Day Special Murder Walks @ 10am is now SOLD OUT. An EXTRA WALK ADDED @ 4pm owing to demand.
It's almost Mother's Day. So... what's mummy going to get from you? A bunch of bedraggled posies as a last-minute gift from a garage forecourt? A box of Milk Tray (even though she's diabetic)? Or something with a heart on because - after all these years - you have no idea what she's into?
SHAME ON YOU! Bad! Bad! Bad! (smacks nose)
This wonderful, beautiful, sassy, sweet, if slightly annoying, but occasionally saintly woman made you. She physically gave birth to you, giving you all of her energy and love, having gone through hours - if not days - of blood, pain and agony, risking her own life, just to give you life. And you give her... flowers? Tut!
Show her you care. Treat her to TWO HOURS of MURDER, on "London's best murder walk", featuring 18 MURDERS, 21 LOCATIONS, 75 CORPSES over a sedate one mile walk in Soho. It'll be like giving birth again... only cheaper, with less blood, and no-one's bottom will be smacked by an over-zealous doctor. Unless you want it... but that will cost extra.
BOOK NOW... or how about something for the "monster-in-law?" How about the Mother-In-Law's Day Murder Mile Special?